January 2012
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
i’ll never be happy with any guy cause nobody is frank
he literally ruined my life
literally
DEMI LET ME BE LESBIAN WITH YOU DAMNIT.
g mutha fucking poy
i don’t even like selena but DELENA THO <3
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d0wntown:
i miss the original v&v era you know when brendon didn’t take his shirt off every show yeah that was nice
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: fucknofangirls replied to your post:…
Gooooooood, I’m going to bed.
byee. merry new year!
c0ntusions:
I was no one’s favorite blog of 2k11 wah
me either. i feel so unimportant.
demi really. mac miller is not the next eminem omg demi why are you even talking to him get away.
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Gerard: I think Frank would be very good in horror films.
Mikey: I'd be the dude that got killed right away in a horror movie. Five minutes in.
Frank: I think that's the only thing I'd ever want to do in a movie anyway.
Mikey: Get killed?
Frank: Like, slashed the f*** up!
[Pause]
Mikey: Bob got asked to be in a bunch of teen movies...
Bob: *mouths to Mikey* I hate you.
queenqueefs:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lives are out celebrating
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Sexy and I know!
foreverforwardsorbetter:
a-a7x:
Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Yeah!
Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Yeah!
DYING!
DEMI WAS FLAWLESS AS ALWAYS
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: fucknofangirls replied to your post:…
Shall i keep the llama-corn then?
yes. i quite like it.
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: fucknofangirls replied to your post:…
it turned into a llama-corn… u no like me llama-corn?
llama-corn is even better!
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: fucknofangirls replied to your post:…
I wud have laffed all nite omg
what happened to the llama?
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: fucknofangirls replied to your post: ur theme…
iuehfjweifg WHAT WUD BE FUNNY IZ IF IT WASNT ME rgijsekmfweo
it would.
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: ur theme sux
how u no omg psychic
i’m magic!
musical-musings:
2011
The year where, despite getting engaged to a woman, Brendon well and truly out-gayed himself
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: fucknofangirls replied to your post:…
i don’t harass anyone omg i just blog and be a llama omg I don’t stalkpeople i just comment on things omg u harass me
sure lets go with that
Anonymous asked: ur theme sux
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: fucknofangirls replied to your post: wut u doin on…
get off it omg u stalker!
says the person harassing me all day
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fucknofangirls replied to your post: wut u doin on ma blog?
it says sumone from tumblr.com/blog/il… iz on ma blog and ur da only one who can use dat page so ya u r.
oookay then.
fucknofangirls asked: wut u doin on ma blog?
justin bieber covering Let It Be by The Beatles..
i hate people who brag about getting wasted.
like wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we’re getting shitfaced tonight lol txt it facebook it and tell all yer friends and family!!
like no stop it being drunk isnt fun.
i drank like 4 sips of gin and got really fucked and im like what i barely drank anything hows that even possible
and then the cops got involved and it was bad
why would anyone be proud...
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letthefiresjustbatheus:
i hope mcr invites bob back into the band and then makes an emo album
